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Car Park Robe

Car Park Robe

Designed in the UK for real forecasts, not sunburnt fantasy trips.

Regular price £84.00 GBP
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 The reality of UK cold-water surfing isn’t the highlight reel — it’s getting changed at a wind-battered layby with numb fingers, balancing on one leg on a wet towel, trying not to flash the dog walkers. The Car Park Robe is built for that exact ten minutes: a water-resistant outer fabric to shrug off driving rain and sea spray, a soft insulating inner layer to actually warm you up, and enough room to get properly changed inside it rather than just wrap up after the fact.

Fleece-lined pockets sit inside at hip height along the side hem — good for warming up cold hands the second they’re free, or stashing keys and a phone while you get sorted.

The lining carries our Tidal Bloom print — pulled from real UK tide chart data, worked in tonal and subtle, because even the part no one sees should still be doing something.

No sunshine cosplay. Just kit that’s been actually car-park tested — repeatedly, reluctantly, and usually in the rain.

Water-resistant outer fabric

Soft, insulating inner layer — warm from the moment it’s on

Tidal Bloom print lining — built from real UK tidal chart data

Fleece-lined internal pockets at hip height, along the side hem

Oversized fit — room to actually move while changing, not just stand there

Built for the car park, the beach, and everything in between

Size/fit note:

Runs big on purpose. You’re not wearing this to look neat — you’re wearing it to get a wetsuit off without an audience.

  Regular Oversized
Width
Regular
75 - 75 cm
29.5 - 29.5 "
Oversized
110 - 110 cm
43.3 - 43.3 "
Height
Regular
80 - 80 cm
31.4 - 31.4 "
Oversized
100 - 100 cm
39.3 - 39.3 "
Sleeve Length
Regular
50 - 50 cm
19.6 - 19.6 "
Oversized
55 - 55 cm
21.6 - 21.6 "
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