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No Rash Unders

No Rash Unders

Designed in the UK for real forecasts, not sunburnt fantasy trips.

Regular price £15.00 GBP
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With you in 7–12 days · Free UK delivery over £50 · 14-day returns

The unsung hero between you and neoprene regret. Nobody wants to talk about it; everybody needs it.

Thin, close-fitting and flat through the seat, so there's nothing sitting in a seam rubbing against a wetsuit for two hours. 180gsm, light enough that you forget it's there — which is the entire point.

THE FIT

Close fitting on purpose. Take your usual size, and size up if you're between two. M–3XL.

See it worn, plus the full size guide, on the fit guide

THE SPEC

  • 87% polyester / 13% spandex
  • 180gsm — thin
  • Black

LOOKING AFTER IT

Wash cold on a gentle cycle. Don't bleach, don't dry clean. Tumble cool or hang dry, and don't iron over the print.

Measurements (cm, garment flat)
Size M L XL 2XL 3XL
Length 43 44 45 46 47
Waist (half) 34 36 38 40 42
Hip (half) 37.5 39.5 41.5 43.5 45.5

Waist and hip are half-measurements, taken flat and unstretched. Double them for the full circumference, then allow for the spandex.

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Before you buy

7–12 days

Printed and sewn after you order it. Nothing sits in a box.

Free over £50

On UK orders. It comes off at the checkout, not just on this page.

Inside out, cold

DTF print sits on the surface. Hot tumble drying is what kills it.

14 days

Unworn with tags, if the fit is wrong.